Thursday, January 18, 2007

Hold the Phone . . .

Suppose you are going to call a church in your area to inquire about having your wedding there this summer. Suppose the pastor is away when you call and you have to leave a phone number where she can reach you later. Suppose you have options about which phone number to leave: your home, your cell, your work, your fiance's home, cell, work etc. etc.

Wouldn't you take the time to consider that you might NOT want to leave the phone number that plays 15 seconds of "I like Big Butts and I cannot lie . . ." before your voicemail kicks in?

I'm just sayin . . .

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know it's a really positive song about body image, right---

Eh, never mind.

Weirdest cognitive dissonance of my life: dancing to that song at the Witherspoon Party at GA.

zorra said...

BIG LOL!
To both of you. (PCIT and RM)
It's good to end the day laughing.

St. Casserole said...

Yes, then there are those who leave all the numbers, but no name.

Spare me those weddings!

Anonymous said...

~laffin~ Oh that is so funny!

Maybe that can be worked into the ceremony somehow.

more cows than people said...

LOL.

Anonymous said...

big grins!

cheesehead said...

We have the funkiest job sometimes, don't we?

Anonymous said...

I suppose right about now is when I should pretend that I never memorized every word of that song when first came out (I was twelve!), and that I never, ever did it at Karaoke night in college.

But what would be the fun of that? (I just can't help myself I'm acting like an animal/ now here's my scandal...)

Anonymous said...

Oh, and my mind originally read that Cheesehead wrote we have the "cheekiest" job sometimes. (Must have combined the cheese with the funkiest). Tee hee. I bet a whole lot of cheeky jokes could come out of this post....

cheesehead said...

Cheese+funky=cheeky

LOL! I love it!

Mary Beth said...

Har har har! I snorted with laughter on this one!

If you end up officiating this wedding, you are going to have to sing the Addams Family song to yourself the WHOLE TIME to keep from cracking up.

Good luck on that.

What's a Witherspoon Party!? Some kinky Presby thing?!

Quotidian Grace said...

Babs and her good friend TexasHistory maven know EVERY WORD of that song and can perform it all, too.

LOL at the image of the Witherspoons dancing to it at GA--wish you had a video of it, RM!

Gord said...

THen there ws the one who left a message while I was on holidays last summer. I called back and left a message in the fall, and have heard NOTHING since. I figure if they really want to get married here they will eventually call back right?

Bag Lady said...

Oh! I had a good laugh! (I've done some pretty stupid things--maybe not quite like that--without realizing what the outcome would be.

Remember the Reader's Digest page, "Pardon, your slip is showing"?