Saturday, July 01, 2006

Too many Gryffindors

Another lament filling the Presbyblogwaves is, "Commissioners to GA don't reflect the average person in the pew." There is some truth to this, I think and here is my Theory of Why This Is based, once again on Harry Potter Hogwarts House typology.

The folks that are most enthusiastic about church politics and therefore are more likely to stand for election as Commissioners or to attend as a representative of an affinity or advocacy group are Gryffindors and Slytherins.

Gryfinndors see being a GA comissioner as an opportunity to further their Great Quest--whatever their Great Quest is: saving the church from Godless Liberals, saving the church from fundamentalist bigotry, saving the church from hidebound irrelevence, transforming the church into a force for peace and justice--Gryfinndors see GA as their chance to be in the thick of the fray, battling for The Truth and Against Evil.

Slytherins love GA because they are political animals. They love the power plays, the finessing of the Process, making the BOO work to their advantage, massaging the press, harnassing all that wild Gryfinndor energy into a finely tuned political force. There are Slytherins across the theological spectrum, but frankly at some point in every Slytherin's life her theological convictions are overtaken by her desire for power--sometimes without the person even realizing that this has happened.

On the other hand:
Ravenclaws may enjoy following GA from a distance--perhaps even attending as an observer--but feel no real compulsion to be a voting commissioner or lobbyist. Ravenclaws will analyse, discuss, and blog about the issues before GA and make predictions and prognostications about what will happen next, but they'd really rather read and write about GA than be down there on the Assembly floor.

Hufflepuffs would be content never to hear about GA at all. They love their local church, they enjoy hearing about what the Presbyterian church across town is up to--but GA? Not on their radar. If Hufflepuffs get involved beyond the congregational level it will probably in Presbytery Camps, or Presbyterian Women, or in some kind of co-operative mission project. When an action of GA is brought to their attention, (usually by agitated Gryffindors), they tend to be mystified, confused, or oblivious.

And, IMHO, there are more Hufflepuffs in the pew than anything else,and this is why GA commissioners aren't great reflectors of the average person in the pew.

Thus endeth the analysis of Yours Truly, a True Ravenclaw

8 comments:

reverendmother said...

Bloody brilliant.

Signed,
Another Ravenclaw

Anonymous said...

I love your analogy. Fits more than just your denomination.

cheesehead said...

Yep, I'm a Ravenclaw too!

Sue said...

This is brilliant.

Me? Griffindor.

Gruntled said...

Having attended several GAs as an observer, I commend your analogy. I may even be a commissioner hereafter, but I am not inclined to any crusade in GA. Though I identify with Harry and Ron and Hermione, of course, GA always makes me more

Ravenclaw.

SpookyRach said...

Woah - you are brilliant. Too bad you'll be burning in hell for this tacit endorsement of such Satanic literature.

Sincerely,
Red State Reader

Hee hee hee!

Gord said...

I waver between Ravenclaw and Gryffindor. But I think you are spot on.

hipastorzwife2B said...

This Hufflepuff agrees with you.
signed,
Married to a Gryf.